You may just have my pictures as your personal desktop wallpaper or as a cell phone theme. I can't help if my popularity status is too much for anybody can handle. My best friend is Serena Van der Woodsen. I go out with Nathaniel Archibald, the perfect boyfriend ever. His bestfriend Chuck Bass is not so great, however, but he answers to my woes and wants. I'm the newly-appointed Queen Bee of the Upper East side, a certified elite of the Constance Billard. My life, no matter how private, is open to public degredation but not even gossip girl knows some things about me. This journal is my thoughts, where I place all my fantasies and frustrations into light. The name's Blair Waldorf.

Still curious? Dying to get into my head? Well, your passport may just be approved if you say the right words to please me, loyal subject.